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I generally grow this beard out around Christmas. Then, I like to go to malls dressed as Jesus, and what I do is generally walk through the mall, just saying, 'No, no, this wasn't what it was supposed to be about, people.' But if there's a Santa at the mall, I'll walk right up to him and I'll...

A South Carolina woman says she made a divine discovery when she picked up her MRI results recently. Tammie Cohrs said she sees Jesus in the MRI image. The Greer resident said she sees his eyes, nose and mouth, and even a crown of thorns. Cohrs was recently diagnosed with a rare form of oral...

SAN JUAN, Puerto Rico – A man in Puerto Rico will be tried on charges that he set several of his relatives on fire on New Year's Day. Justino Sanchez Diaz is scheduled to appear in court on Friday as jury selection begins. A government psychiatrist has determined that he is fit to stand trial...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And Jesus said unto his disciples, "Whom do men say that I am?" And His disciples answered unto Him, "Master, thou art the supreme eschatological manifestation of omnipotent ecclesiastical authority, the...

How do you switch to a normal Tumblr from a tumblelog? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what...

The King of Kings statue, also known as Touchdown Jesus. MONROE, Ohio -- A replacement for the burned "King of Kings" statue at the Solid Rock Church will be similar in height to the original, but show more of Jesus Christ. The church said in a news release on Monday that the new "Come Unto...

Portugal mourns Nobel author Saramago LISBON, Portugal, (UPI) -- Portugal announced two days of mourning this week for controversial novelist Jose Saramago, winner of the Nobel Prize, who died at the age of 87. Saramago's body was brought to Lisbon from his home in the Canary Islands Saturday...

Church: Jesus could be replaced this year MONROE, Ohio, (UPI) -- An Ohio church said several artists have offered to work on a replacement for a 65-foot high statue of Jesus destroyed by a lightning strike this week. The statute, "King of Kings," was more familiarly known as Touchdown Jesus...

A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the water and bumped into the preacher. The preacher turned around and, though almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, asked the drunk, "Are you ready to...

Totally Politically incorrect A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them. "Yes?", asks St. Peter. "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here"

Grandma still drives -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. Shewrites: Dear Grand-daughter, The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus'...

Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. > > > He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what Easter represented. > > > The first blonde, an American, said "Easter is a holiday where they have a big feast and we give thanks and eat...

Who Was Jesus, the Man? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- His story is perhaps the most famous on Earth. Yet how much history is really known about the man at the center of Christianity is a subject of much debate, with scholars in agreement...

The Burglar -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say, "Jesus is watching you!"...

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