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There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God. While he was praying, he asked God, "How long is 10 million years to you?" God replied, "One second." The next day the preacher asked God, "God, how...

A man was stumbling through the woods, totally drunk, when he came upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. He proceeded to walk into the water and bumped into the preacher. The preacher turned around and, though almost overcome by the smell of alcohol, asked the drunk, "Are you ready to...

Two Boys... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew all about it. If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were...

Get in the Boat -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A traveling preacher finds himself caught in a tremendous rainstorm. Within a few hours, the motel he's staying in is flooded. As the water rises, the preacher climbs to the roof and starts...

A blonde in church . > An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, > Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I > belong to > the Klu Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which > a > Christian community can't tolerate. I am > embarrassed and do > not intend to...