beautiful

young king arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom. The monarch could have killed him but was moved by arthur's youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure...

THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife, marrying you has screwed up my life. 2. I see your face whenever Im...

A Kiwi was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. Looking around, he realized they were stranded on a deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach every evening...

The Beautiful Teacher A pretty teacher was concerned with one of her students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "Little Johnny, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I'm in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With YOU!"...

Sears Catalogue -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two newfie's were looking at a Sears catalogue and admiring the models.. One says to the other, "Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalogue?" The second one replies, "Yes, they are very...

Little Johnny and the Word Beautiful One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice. First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A middle aged couple had two beautiful teenage daughters. They decided to try for the son that they had always wanted. After several months, the wife had become pregnant and later delivered a healthy baby boy. The...

I am a B*tch!! :) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- B*TCHOLOGY When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a B*tch. When I stand up for those I love, they call me a B*tch. When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or...

Marriage Quotes By Men -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. It's not true that married men live longer than single men. It only seems longer. Losing a wife can be hard. In my...

Shipwrecked -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Scotsman was washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. >>Only a sheep and a sheepdog were washed up with him. >> >> >> >> >> >>After looking around, he realized that they were stranded on a...

Little Johnnie Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that...