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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME WITH
THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND
THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face whenever Im dreaming.
That's why I ùsually wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is, until I met your brother...
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
7. I wanna to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag offa your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling these lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?
THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND
THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
marrying you has screwed up my life.
2. I see your face whenever Im dreaming.
That's why I ùsually wake up screaming.
3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything that you are not.
4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is, until I met your brother...
6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head.
7. I wanna to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag offa your face.
8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling these lies!
9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'
11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?