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My wife asked the other day, "At your age, would you prefer to get Parkinson's or Alzheimer's?" I answered, "Definitely Parkinson's. Better to spill half an ounce of Jack Daniels than to forget where you keep the bottle."

A woman in the UK is reportedly suing supermarket giant Asda after she allegedly found a frog in a bottle of wine purchased at one of its stores. Isolde Beesley of Leicestershire said the small frog fell out of a bottle of Moscatel de Valencia Spanish wine as she poured a glass at a family...

Israeli soldiers shot and killed a Palestinian man who approached a checkpoint with a glass bottle and did not stop, the Israeli military said. The man approached the soldiers at a checkpoint near Nablus in the West Bank from an unauthorized lane holding a gas bottle, according to the military...

294th day of 2010 - 71 remaining Thursday, October 21, 2010 BOTTLE O’ RUM DAY The Battle of Trafalgar was fought this day in 1805. Admiral Horatio Nelson led the English fleet to victory over Napoleon’s combined French and Spanish navies. This win ended any threat to England by...

Boy's bottled message found 125 miles away SCOTTSDALE, Ariz., (UPI) -- An Arizona boy who dropped a message in a bottle into the Pacific Ocean off the coast of Mexico said the bottle was found a year later by a science team. Jack Johnson, 12, of Scottsdale, said he dropped the bottle...

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Oprah show, you too can find inner peace. Dr. Oz proclaimed, 'The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and...

Why a Good Bottle of Wine Costs So Much I was at a friend's house recently and he offered me a glass of wine. It was a very good California wine, so I wrote down the name and vintage and stopped by my favorite wine store the next day to purchase a bottle. When they told me it was...

"Bottle of Wine" A woman, and a man, are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.... Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways. After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about...

Sister Mary Margaret enters O'Flynn's liquor shop. "I'd like to buy a bottle of Irish whiskey", she tells O'Flynn. The owner of the store shakes his head and frowns. "A bottle of Irish whiskey? And you being a nun, too!" "Oh, no, no," Sister Mary Margaret exclaims. "It's for Father Reilly. His...

Just wondering what the good word is, as it would be nice to watch Prime Time TV at 11PM East Coast tonight when I get home from work. Or should I be packing up my 2700A and start spinning the bottle to see how long it is before FTA has a new fix for Niagara 3 :sad:

Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Russian man walks into a supermarket: -Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke. He takes it and returns after 30 minutes: -Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke. He takes it and once...

A BOTTLE OF WINE----A TOUCHING STORY ALL WOMAN WILL ADORE! THE BOTTLE OF WINE For all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish you weren't married, this is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine: Sally was driving home from one of her...

A Texan, a Frenchman and a Canadian -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A Texan, a Frenchman and a Canadian The Texan pulls out an expensive bottle of whiskey, takes a shot, then another, and suddenly throws the bottle in the air, pulls out his gun...

Waiter Send Her A Bottle Of Wine." A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and, while sitting at his regular table, he notices a gorgeous woman sitting at a nearby table all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her...

'Neet -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer feared that the dog was going deaf. It wouldn't come when called, heel as he had been trained to do nor obey any other voice commands. So she took her dog to the vet...

Wino Wino riding across town on a city bus. Wino is broke and jonesin for a drink. Wino spies a little old lady about five seats in front of him and every minute or two she take a small half-pint bottle out of her purse, puts it to her mouth and returns it to her purse. Wino says to himself...

1 (pint jar) Pickled Hot Peppers 1 (29 Ounce can) Tomato Puree (with Basil or other Spices) 1 (6 oz.) Tomato Sauce 1/2 (quart bottle) Red Wine Vinegar 1 (6 Ounce bottle) Louisiana Hot Sauce (3 oz. for milder sauce) 1/2 Teaspoon Garlic Power 1 Tbs. MSG (Accent) 4 Tbs. Red Pepper Flakes (2 Tbs for...