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Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke
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A Russian man walks into a supermarket:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
He takes it and returns after 30 minutes:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
He takes it and once again returns after 30 minutes:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
After an hour:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and... gimme a Sprite because that Coke is making me feel nauseous.
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A Russian man walks into a supermarket:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
He takes it and returns after 30 minutes:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
He takes it and once again returns after 30 minutes:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and a Coke.
After an hour:
-Gimme a bottle of vodka and... gimme a Sprite because that Coke is making me feel nauseous.