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  1. No Warranty

    Surprise! Canadian winter will be cold

    A senior climatologist with Environment Canada says the country should expect a cold winter, but warns that forecasting is getting more and more difficult. More...
  2. No Warranty

    Jet crashes near Cold Lake, Alta.

    The two pilots involved in the crash of a training jet near CFB Cold Lake, Alta., Friday said they hope to be back in the air as soon as possible. Lt.-Col. Lee Vogan, a Canadian, and Jens Lundgreen-Nielsen, a member of the Royal Danish Air Force, sustained minor injuries after they ejected from...
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    Little Johnny : Cold Cream

    Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on your face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother. A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue. "What's the matter?" asked...
  4. Scammer

    Arctic air invades the Northeast

    http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2011/01/25/dnt.coldest.spot.in.us.wcax - The phrase "it's cold outside" doesn't begin to describe it. With the mercury well below zero in parts of the Northeast, people in New York and the New England states are facing some of the coldest temperatures the region...
  5. BROWNNOSE

    [Cool!] The night before Christmas

    Please read and pass it along The Night Before Christmas T'was the night before Christmas,He lived all alone, In a one bedroom house, Made of plaster and stone. I had come down the chimney,With presents to give, And to see just who,In this home did live. I looked all about,A strange...
  6. Scammer

    Toronto declares extreme cold alert

    Toronto has issued its first extreme cold alert of the season. Toronto has declared an extreme cold weather alert, aimed at helping people who live on the streets. Outreach workers will focus on convincing people to go inside, and provide transportation to shelters or places homeless people...
  7. Scammer

    Cold snap grips the U.S. | Farms threatened

    Cold temperatures have many Florida farmers struggling to keep their crops alive. http://cnn.com/video/?/video/us/2010/12/07/dnt.fl.cold.snap.wplg
  8. Scammer

    Huntsville Woman Celebrates 103rd Birthday With Mexican Food, Cold Beer

    http://www.whnt.com/videobeta/d76bcca4-b624-4677-85e3-a38d2969f62c/News/Huntsville-Woman-Celebrates-103rd-Birthday-With-Cold-Beer HUNTSVILLE, AL — It's not every day you hear about someone turning 103. But what one Huntsville woman wanted for her birthday can't help but make you chuckle. Elva...
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    Nosey Neighbor

    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This afternoon I was sitting on my lawnchair drinkin' a beer and minding my own business while watchin' the wife mowing the lawn when this outraged female neighbour of mine comes prancin' across the road and up...
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    Heart deaths in Australia peak in winter

    Heart deaths in Australia peak in winter BRISBANE, Australia, (UPI) -- The rate of heart attacks in Australia rises in the winter because many people don't know how to bundle up from the cold, a researcher says. Dr. Adrian Barnett of the Queensland University of Technology's Institute of...
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    Little Johnny On Cold Cream

    Little Johnny On Cold Cream -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked. "To stay pretty for daddy," said...
  12. CASPER

    What Is It.??

    What Is It.?? A blonde was shopping at Target, and came across a shiny silver thermos. She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up and took it to the clerk to ask what it was.. The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos ... it keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.' 'Wow, said...
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