Beware Beware
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This afternoon I was sitting on my lawnchair drinkin' a beer and minding my own business while watchin' the wife mowing the lawn when this outraged female neighbour of mine comes prancin' across the road and up over my lawn and says:
"You should be hung!!"
I took a drink from my iced cold glass of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my Harley sunglasses and stared directly into my neighbours eyes and says:
" I am, and that's why she cuts the grass!!"
This afternoon I was sitting on my lawnchair drinkin' a beer and minding my own business while watchin' the wife mowing the lawn when this outraged female neighbour of mine comes prancin' across the road and up over my lawn and says:
"You should be hung!!"
I took a drink from my iced cold glass of beer, wiped the cold foam from my lips, lifted my Harley sunglasses and stared directly into my neighbours eyes and says:
" I am, and that's why she cuts the grass!!"