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One Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching my wife mow the lawn. The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged at this that she came over and shouted at me, "You should be hung." I took a drink from my can of Budweiser, wiped the cold foam...

Two Newfies were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy says , "Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery." "What's dat den?" asks Mikey. "Send me lawn away to be mowed." ================================================== ==...

One day, while going to the store, I passed a nursing home. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacie, Sippie and Rosie. I thought it was a bit unusual but continued on my way to the store. On my return home, I passed the same nursing home...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- This afternoon I was sitting on my lawnchair drinkin' a beer and minding my own business while watchin' the wife mowing the lawn when this outraged female neighbour of mine comes prancin' across the road and up...

WHO MOWS THE GRASS On Saturday afternoon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and watching the wife mow the lawn. The neighbour lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over and shouted at me, 'You should be hung!' I took a drink from my can of Coors...