1. No Warranty

    Golf and marriage

    Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's...
  2. adrienshepard

    [Must Read!] dirty bar joke all people under 15 do not enter

    a jew and a biker walk up to a bar the one guys says its my wifes aniversary im gonna buy her a ring and just in case she doesent like that im gonna buy her a car so she can drive it and the jew says im gonna buy my wife a a guitar and just in case she doesent like that il buy her a dildo that...
  3. No Warranty

    What not to say on Facebook!

    In hindsight, I should probably have written on Facebook, "I've blown the head gasket on my 1998 Ford XR3," rather than, "I've just fucked my fourteen year old Escort." The police still haven't seen the funny side of it, and they've confiscated my laptop. However, the news isn't all bad; the...
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    Hello everybody....hahaha
  5. No Warranty

    Are there Any Hidden Secret Easter Eggs in Windows 7

    I was hunting around the Internet for Windows 7 Easter eggs or any hidden secrets and I couldn't find any. So thought I would start this thread to see if anybody else has found any Easter eggs in Windows 7. The only thing that I could find was a link to this blog: Windows 7 – No More Easter...
  6. No Warranty

    My Favorite Animal

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he...
  7. Pete Reviews

    [Must Watch!] Doctor Who 2005 Series (In General)

    This is a short review in general of the 2005 series of the Sci-Fi show Doctor Who. Doctor Who is a British television series set in the United Kingdom. It features a character that goes by the name “The Doctor”. Some of the villains of the show include Daleks, Cybermen, The Master, the Angels...
  8. Pete Reviews

    Corner Gas - Dog River, Saskatchewan: A True Canadian Sitcom

    Corner Gas is, by far, one of if not THE absolute BEST Canadian sitcoms of all time. It’s too bad they ended the show and there will never be any more made. There are so many hidden jokes in every episode, and you miss them if you don’t watch the show over and over again. The show ran for 6...
  9. Pete Reviews

    Closer Apart - Feature Film (An Uncanny Visions Production)

    I went to see the world premier screening of a film called Closer Apart last night. I had to tell everyone what I thought of this film. So, here goes. Here’s what the makers of the film Closer Apart have to say: “CLOSER APART is a (dark) romantic comedy written and directed by Kyle Van Dongen...
  10. No Warranty

    Teen sends prank dead body text to police officer

    A teen thinks it will be funny to send a text saying she's hidden a body to a completely random number. The number happens to belong to a police detective. The teen says she got the idea from Pinterest. Some interesting read I came across to share. Any comments?
  11. the doctor

    Paul F. Tompkins: Had to Be There

    If something is inherently funny, it's relatable after the fact. Anyone who says, 'You had to be there,' should just not have told you the thing in the first place because it's not funny.
  12. the doctor

    JB Smoove: Sound System

    I did a club one night -- the speakers were old as hell. My jokes were coming out in black and white.
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    nano premium is up

    Im currently up on the free month trial on japan surver
  14. shinner

    Anyone Know..???

    Would or could u share with me the box I need to buy to use for back up.....Thanks
  15. FTA Hacker

    Runaway reindeer corralled after running around on Gulf Freeway

    HOUSTON (KTRK) -- There was a strange sight along the Gulf Freeway Wednesday -- two reindeer who look like they belonged at the North Pole, not in southeast Texas. But there was a simple explanation -- they escaped from a trailer owned by one of Santa's helpers. Related Content VIDEO: 911...
  16. the doctor

    T.J. Miller: Open Source Coding Joke

    This area of Colorado, right around here in Boulder, has the highest cases of pedophilia per capita of anywhere else in Colorado. Did you know that? It's true; I read it in Wikipedia. I mean I put it in there, but I read it right after.
  17. the doctor

    Chelsea Peretti: Men and Women Fears

    I read somewhere that men's biggest fear is that women will laugh at them. And women's biggest fear is that men will kill them. Kind of different stakes that we're working with. But that's why I don't make jokes during sex -- 'cause I think of stuff that I think would be funny all the time. But...
  18. the doctor

    Donnell Rawlings: SeaWorld Killer

    A whale is killing people in SeaWorld. That's not funny but the headlines were funny: 'Killer Whale Kills.' What the hell do you think a killer whale's going to do? If you go to Brooklyn and see somebody named Killer Mike you don't think he'd give you no roses.
  19. FTA Hacker

    10-year-old pulls gun after candy theft joke

    AIKEN, S.C. - South Carolina officials say a 10-year-old trick-or-treater pulled a 9mm handgun on a woman who joked that she'd steal his Halloween candy. The Augusta Chronicle reported Tuesday that a 28-year-old woman told authorities she recognized some youngsters Monday evening and she joked...
  20. No Warranty

    Young Muslims Joke

    I was sitting at a stoplight yesterday....minding my own business, waiting for it to turn green. A carload of young, loud Muslims shouting anti American slogans stopped next to me. The light changed, the Muslims shook their fists, hit the gas and darted off ahead of me. Suddenly an 18-wheeler...