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Tim decided to tie the knot with his long time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was organizing his golfing equipment. His wife was standing nearby watching him. After along period of silence she finally speaks. "Honey, I've been thinking, now that we're married I think it's...

Arthur is 90 years old. He's played golf every day since his Retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. "That's it," he tells his wife. "I'm giving up golf. My eyesight has Got so bad. Once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went." His wife sympathizes. As they sit...

There was this preacher who was an avid golfer. Every chance he could get, he could be found on the golf course swinging away. It was an obsession. One Sunday was a picture perfect day for golfing. The sun was out, no clouds in the sky, and the temperature was just right. The preacher...

SANFORD -- A man hit in the head with a golf ball has died. It happened Wednesday afternoon at Sanford's Mayfair Country Club. Police said a golfer was teeing off at the second hole when his golf ball hit Maurice Hayden, 42, who was a maintenance worker at the club. Hayden was weeding...

SHANGHAI – The PGA Tour continues to shortchange the one World Golf Championship held outside the United States by only offering a three-year exemption to the winner if he is a member of the American-based tour. One person who didn't seem the least bit bothered was Francesco Molinari, who won...

Els wins Grand Slam of Golf SOUTHAMPTON, Bermuda, -- Three straight birdies on the back nine Wednesday vaulted Ernie Els into first place Wednesday and he went on to capture the Grand Slam of Golf. Els won the event for the second time, his other triumph having come 13 years ago. The...

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. -- Golf is a challenging game, but one New Mexican is hitting the links hard despite only having one arm. Albuquerque's Bobby Baca has been playing competitive golf for six years. Now, he sports and impressive seven handicap and can drive the ball 280 yards. "About four years...

What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose? Darling:cool:

Mountain lion spotted on golf course BOZEMAN, Mont., (UPI) -- Animal authorities in Montana said a mountain lion was spotted wandering near a senior living center before moving on to a nearby golf course. Kathy Middleton, a Bozeman animal control officer, said the animal was first spotted...

"Where did you get those new golf clubs?" asked Mrs. Cranby. "Don't worry, darlin'. They didn't cost a thing," answered her spouse. "They were marked down from six hundred dollars to three hundred dollars. So, I bought them with the three hundred bucks I saved!"

A man staggers into an emergency room with a golf club wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "Well, let me explain," says the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a field of cows." "We went to look for it and while I...

MAN KILLED ON GOLF COURSE. ANOTHER SEVERELY INJURED] a foursome of guys is waiting at the men's' tee while a foursome of women is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time. When the final lady is ready to hit her ball, she hacks it 10 feet. Then she goes over and...

A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf When she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return To the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and Asked, 'Why are you...

Cows, golf and wife -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'...

Golf Lessons -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A husband and a wife want to take golf lessons from a pro at a local golf club. The man and woman meet the pro and head to the driving range. The man goes up first. He swings and hits the ball 100...

The Frog and Golf A man takes the day off wo r k and Decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he Notices a frog sitting next to the green.He thinks nothing of it and is About to shoot when he Hears Ribbit 9 Iron. 'The man looks a round and doesn't See anyone.Again, he...

The Golfer And The dentist -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The man said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in a hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in the car waiting for us to play a round of golf...

funeral and golfer A man and a friend are playing golf one day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says...

Golf & Exercise -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Stand proud you noble swingers of clubs and losers of balls..... A recent study found the average golfer walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found golfers drink, on average, 22 gallons...

Golf Lesson... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A young woman had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse...