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  1. No Warranty

    Severed hand in dumpster spurs murder charge

    A 38-year-old man has been charged with second-degree murder in connection with a homicide that came to light after a severed hand was found inside a downtown Winnipeg dumpster. More...
  2. FTA Hacker

    Old Man Keeps Right Hand Up For 38 Years

    <div>Sadhu Amar Bharati is an Indian holy man who claims he has kept his right hand raised in the air since 1973. Now, 38 years later, his hand is just a useless piece of skin and bone, but has become a symbol for Shiva worshipers around India. Until 1970, Amar Bharati was an average...
  3. CASPER

    Brett Favre inactive, streak ends at 297

    An unexpected postponement gave Brett Favre one more chance. A little extra time for his right shoulder to heal, another day for him to show he was healthy enough to start. So many times in the past, he had defied expectations and played on. This time, he was having trouble feeling his hand...
  4. Scammer

    Man Raking Leaves Finds Hand Grenade in Backyard

    ASHEBORO, N.C. — A man raking leaves in his backyard uncovered what appeared to be a hand grenade, police said in a release. Garland Slack, of 1270 Winslow Avenue, told Asheboro Police he had found a hand grenade in his backyard while raking leaves. Asheboro Police secured the area and have...
  5. A

    Dead man’s hand day

    214th day of 2010 - 151 remaining Monday, August 2, 2010 DEAD MAN’S HAND DAY Wild Bill (James Butler) Hickok was gunned down by Jack McCall, a desperado from Texas, in Saloon #10 at Deadwood, in the Dakota Territory on this day in 1876. Hickok was playing poker (with his back to the door) at...
  6. A

    Tigers' Inge out with broken hand bone

    Tigers' Inge out with broken hand bone DETROIT, The Detroit Tigers placed third baseman Brandon Inge on the disabled list Tuesday with a broken bone in his left hand. Inge sustained the injury Monday when he was stuck in the hand by a pitch from Texas Rangers starter Scott Feldman and is...
  7. CASPER

    Slash recruits vocalist A-team for solo project

    As a former member of Guns N' Roses and Velvet Revolver, Slash knows more than most musicians about what he calls "band drama." "It just goes hand in hand with rock 'n' roll," the 44-year-old guitarist says with a seen-it-all laugh. "It's a very volatile world. And I actually thrive on it --...
  8. B

    Two drunks

    Two drunks were walking home along the railway tracks. The first drunk says, "There's a hell of a lot of steps here." The second drunk says, "I'll tell you what's worse, this hand rail is bloody low down"
  9. B

    What is intelligence?

    What is intelligence? Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, "Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?" "I don't know," responded the other. "I'll ask him." So he climbed out of the hole and went to...
  10. BROWNNOSE

    It's Hell to be Old

    It's Hell to be Old OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next...
  11. B

    Pelosi and the Pope.......

    Pelosi and the Pope....... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Pope and Nancy Pelosi are on the same stage in front of a huge crowd. The Pope said, "Did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd...
  12. B

    A lawyer boarded an airplane

    A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen...
  13. B

    Little Johnny

    Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?". Little Johnny says " No let grandma . . . her hand shakes! "
  14. B

    Physical Exam

    Physical Exam -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."...
  15. P

    Still got it after all these years!

    After nearly 25 years of marriage, Jim and his wife were lying in bed one evening when she felt him begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her...
  16. B

    it's gruesome!"

    it's gruesome!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- " it's gruesome!" A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt. "Reach up there and find out." She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, "Oh, it's gruesome!" "Aye...
  17. CASPER

    Get On The Bus, Yo

    Get On The Bus, Yo -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, there was a man sitting on a bus. Since he didn't know where he was or didn't have anyone to talk to, he had a Walkman and a set of headphones and was listening to music on the bus...
  18. CASPER

    It's hell getting old!

    IT'S HELL GETTING OLD! OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.' The next...
  19. BROWNNOSE

    how to close a post

    I know that I made a few post here how do i close the post when we are done or do you guys do that I know that i did make a few dumb 1 it here somewhere but sometime I do need to be taking by the hand like a kid thanks
  20. B

    It's Round,Hard,And Got A Head On It

    It's Round,Hard,And Got A Head On It -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- It's Round,Hard,And Got A Head On It One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit, and...
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