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A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons, nor prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slide from the saddle. In terror, she...

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Once prized by Alexander the Great for their speed and stamina, Turkmenistan's thoroughbred horses are being groomed for a series of beauty contests, ordered by a presidential decree published Monday. President Kurbanguly Berdymukhamedov, who enjoys sweeping powers in this desert nation of 5...

A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.' So, the dwarf shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. 'A...

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes, Johnny asked...

If you don't laugh out loud at this, you're just not trying!! A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend over to look at a horse. His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' 'That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment.' So, the dwarf shows up, and the...

Runaway horses and buggy kill 1, injure 23 BELLEVUE, Iowa, (UPI) -- Two horses pulling a buggy stampeded down a crowded Fourth of July parade route in Bellevue, Iowa, Sunday, killing a woman and injuring 24 others, police say. The Bellevue Police Department had not released the identity the...

Once again, horses prove faster than men LLANWRTYD WELLS, Wales, (UPI) -- As has happened almost every year since 1980, a horse won the annual Man vs. Horse race Saturday in Wales . Sly Dai covered 22 miles of mixed terrain on the edge of the Brecon Beacons in 2 hours and 7 minutes, The...

Blondeback Mountain A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In...

Catholic Horses One day while he was at the track playing the ponies and all but losing his shirt, Mitch noticed a priest who stepped out onto the track and blessed the forehead of one of the horses lining up for the 4th race. Lo and behold, that horse - a very long shot - won the race...

WELLINGTON, Fla. – When Argentine veterinarian Felix Crespo injected 21 elite polo horses with a vitamin supplement shortly before a championship match in Florida, he never imagined they would all be dead the next day. A week later, with the horses felled by a mysterious poison, the grief in...

THE HORTH WHITHPERER >>> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend >>> over to look at a horse. >>> His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' >>> 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' >>> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's...