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THE HORTH WHITHPERER
>>> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend
>>> over to look at a horse.
>>> His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
>>> 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
>>> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male
>>> or female horse. 'A female horth.'
>>> So he shows him a prized filly.
>>> 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
>>> So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
>>> over.
>>> 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
>>> So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
>>> 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
>>> The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
>>> up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>>> 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
>>> Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
>>> and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls
>>> him out and slams him on the ground.
>>> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase
>>> that. Can I thee her wun awound a
>>> widdlebit'?
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>>> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend
>>> over to look at a horse.
>>> His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?'
>>> 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.'
>>> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's looking for a male
>>> or female horse. 'A female horth.'
>>> So he shows him a prized filly.
>>> 'Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth'?
>>> So the guy picks up the midget and he gives the horse's eyes the once
>>> over.
>>> 'Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth'?
>>> So he picks the little fella up again, and shows him the horse's ears.
>>> 'Nith earzth, can I see her mouf'?
>>> The rancher is getting pretty ticked off by this point, but he picks him
>>> up again and shows him the horse's mouth.
>>> 'Nice mouf, can I see her twat'?
>>> Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms
>>> and rams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's fanny, pulls
>>> him out and slams him on the ground.
>>> The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. 'Perhapth I should rephrase
>>> that. Can I thee her wun awound a
>>> widdlebit'?
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