midget

I've got a three-year-old son. It's like living with a crazy midget.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The testicles of a Newfoundland midget hurt and ached almost all the time. The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem.. The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look. The midget...

THE HORTH WHITHPERER >>> A guy calls his buddy, the horse rancher, and says he's sending a friend >>> over to look at a horse. >>> His buddy asks, 'How will I recognize him?' >>> 'That's easy; he's a midget with a speech impediment.' >>> So, the midget shows up, and the guy asks him if he's...