Plato, Missouri (CNN) -- If you stand at the intersection of two wooded cattle trails on Bob Hartzog's land, beneath a particular cedar tree with a handkerchief and three pieces of orange plastic tied to it, you'll find the unexpected "population center" of the United States of America, marked...
Lesson 1 :
A priest offered a Nun a lift...
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.....
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed his...
My Pixma ip3300 won't recognize my PGI-5 black ink cartridge. It was working well for some time and all of sudden (I just refill it) the cartridge isn't recognized. When I take it out and reinstall it the cartridge lamp goes on, but when the printer resets itself the indicator lamp goes out. I...
http://cnn.com/video/?/video/politics/2011/02/10/bts.dc.cpac.donald.trump.cnn
-- Potential Republican presidential candidates Mitt Romney, Sen. John Thune, Tim Pawlenty and Rep. Ron Paul all get their chance Friday to address the annual Conservative Political Action Conference -- a gathering of...
-- An icy cold front that swept through northern Mexico over the weekend left 65 zoo animals dead, the zoo's owner told CNN on Monday.
Parrots, crocodiles and peacocks were among the victims of temperatures that dropped as low as 5 degrees Fahrenheit (minus 15 degrees Celsius) early Saturday...
-- A huge pile of items, including a casket, was pulled out of a Des Moines home on Friday.
Neighbors describe a family being evicted from their home as hoarders.
The house is being cleaned out at 1702 Arlington Ave. The street is lined with boxes, plastic storage containers, a mattress, a TV...
- Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
- You ski uphill.
- You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
- You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
- You lick your coffeepot clean.
- You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there.
- Your eyes...
27th day of 2011 - 338 remaining
Thursday, January 27, 2011
PERFECT FOOL DAY
Zany costumes, a comic lisp and slapstick humor earned comedian Ed Wynn the title of ‘The Perfect Fool’.
Born Isaiah Edwin Leopold, Wynn was one of television and radio’s earliest stars. He came to radio from...
CONCORD - Construction crews using dump trucks and excavators have begun preparations for the debut of the world's largest HD video board at Charlotte Motor Speedway's 2011 May race events.
Crews from Granite Contracting, of Concord, N.C., are using the heavy earth-moving equipment this week...
363rd day of 2010 - 2 remaining
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
NCAA DAY
In the early 1900s, college football was a brutal game ... so rough that many students suffered serious injuries and sometimes, death. This prompted many schools to discontinue the sport. Others urged that football be...
DARLINGTON COUNTY, SC – A fire rips through a Darlington County barn early Tuesday morning, killing nearly 500 animals sheltered from the cold weather.
The owner of Ovis Hill Farm in Darlington County, just outside of Timmonsville, said he found the barn on fire around 6 a.m. Tuesday.
He...
http://www.wpri.com/dpp/news/local_news/blackstone/reptile-lamp-causes-central-falls-fire
CENTRAL FALLS, R.I. - Investigators believe an early morning fire in Central Falls was caused by an alligator.
The fire happened inside an apartment on Cleveland Street Tuesday morning. Firefighters said...
By Splash News, splashnews.com, Updated: November 22, 2010 3:55 PM
Porn star Capri Anderson to file criminal charges against Charlie Sheen
The porn star who was with Charlie Sheen when he trashed a New York hotel room is filing a criminal complaint against the actor.
Capri Anderson - who...
http://www.wivb.com/dpp/news/erie/Body-truck-pulled-from-Erie-Canal
TONAWANDA, N.Y. - Authorities tell News 4, one body was inside the black Chevy pickup truck that was pulled from the canal.
Crews pulled a body and a vehicle from the water, Monday morning. Tire tracks tell part of the story...
212th day of 2010 - 153 remaining
Saturday, July 31, 2010
JACK ARMSTRONG DAY
On this day in 1933, listeners turned up the radio to hear the announcer introduce “Jack Armstrong, the All-American Boy!” The show was one of the longest-running adventure programs on radio, continuing until 1951...
Quebec quake damages buildings, highway
Updated: June 23, 2010 8:11 PM
Quebec quake damages buildings, highway
A Quebec town near the epicentre of a 5.0-magnitude earthquake is calling for emergency help after tremors felled the steeple of its church and damaged several other buildings...
I bought a LED light bulb, unfamous brand because of the low price. But I found that there is no transformer in it. The 220VAC direct connect to a full bridge, then to some RC filter and then direct to the LEDs. I don't know if this is a safe design. However, I found that even some famous brand...
The Current Medal Count is through 39 medaling Olympic events.
2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics Medal Count (Standings)
1. United States -- 21 -- (6 Gold, 6 Silver, 9 Bronze) :unitedstates::Bald-Eagle::winner_first_h4h::Bald-Eagle::unitedstates::woot_jump::bootyshake::groupwave::banana4:right...
6 Lessons In Life
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll...