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-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"...- Beware Beware
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny says to his mother " Mommy, I have to go and tinkle." The mother replies back " Would you like Mommy to take you?". Little Johnny says " No let grandma . . . her hand shakes! "- Beware Beware
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Little Johnny On Cold Cream
Little Johnny On Cold Cream -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked. "To stay pretty for daddy," said...- Beware Beware
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Blonde at School
Blonde at School -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Blonde at School A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See...- Beware Beware
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Dumb blonde girl
A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!""Very good," said her mother."Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?""Yes, it's because you're...