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A slave call girl from Sardinia named Gedophamee was attending a great but as yet unnamed athletic festival 2500 years ago in Greece. In those days believe it or not the athletes performed naked. To prevent unwanted arousal while competing, the men imbibed freely on drink containing saltpeter...

I have girlfriends who will text message naked photos of themselves to their man. Which, I guess the whole point of that is, to be like, 'Here's what's waiting for you at home, big boy.' If I was to do a 'here's what's waiting for you at home' photo shoot, I would take some pictures of the...

One day, while going to the store, I passed a nursing home. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass, Millie, Nelda, Elma, Lacie, Sippie and Rosie. I thought it was a bit unusual but continued on my way to the store. On my return home, I passed the same nursing home...

A man and wife were celebrating their 50-year anniversary, so the man bought his wife a $250 see-through nightgown. Later that night she was getting ready for bed and realized the nightgown was still in the box downstairs. Walking naked through the house, she passed her husband who said, "My...

Group promotes cycling by riding naked HALIFAX, Nova Scotia, (UPI) -- A group promoting the energy-saving virtues of bicycling rode through Halifax, Nova Scotia, in an attention-getting -- and naked -- event, observers said. About 30 naked cyclists took part in World Naked Bike Ride Day...

My Boyfriend is Stuck He enthusiastically agreed and sped up the car. He reached the 55 MPH mark, so she took off her blouse. At 60 off came the pants. At 65 it was her bra and at 70 her panties. Now seeing her naked for the first time and traveling faster than he ever had before, he...

Naked Biker Crashes Into Trooper -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Naked Biker Crashes Into Trooper 35-Year Old Was 'Naked As A Jaybird,' Faces Indecent Exposure Charges SEARCY, Ark., Feb. 11, 2009 (AP) A naked man on a motorcycle who crashed...

A blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. She rushes upstairs to find her husband naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" she asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the husband. The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but...