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Defence Minister Peter MacKay and wife Nazanin Afshin-Jam announced the birth of their son Kian Alexander MacKay on Monday. More...

Prime Minister Stephen Harper brushes aside scathing criticism about former cabinet minister Peter Penashue, calling him the best MP Labrador has ever had. More...

Peter Penashue's campaign had to settle up after taking 28 illegal contributions in his 2011 federal election campaign, including more than $18,000 from Provincial Airlines and $5,500 from construction company Pennecon, newly released records show. More...

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will...

When Forrest Gump died he went to heaven. There he met St. Peter, who asked him to answer 2 questions before he would let him in. Forrest said ok, what are they. St. Peter said to name 2 days of the week that starts with the letter T. Forrest answered real slow and said today and tomorrow.

The Conservative Party does not need to look into "robocalls" made during the last federal election any further, Defence Minister Peter MacKay says. More...

Details of a new environmental monitoring system for the Alberta oilsands will be announced in Edmonton Friday by federal Environment Minister Peter Kent and his provincial counterpart, Diana McQueen. More...

Defence Minister Peter MacKay has announced his marriage to a former beauty queen who was born in Iran and later represented Canada at a Miss World pageant. More...

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked. 'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered. 'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a...

How do you switch to a normal Tumblr from a tumblelog? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Three blondes died and found themselves standing before St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom, they had to tell him what...

Peter Scolari set for latest comedy turn NEW YORK, -- Actor Peter Scolari says he was born for comedy, which will suit him just fine when he opens off Broadway next week in "It Must Be Him." The 54-year-old New Yorker who co-starred with Tom Hanks in the 1980 television sitcom "Bosom...

An old lady dies and goes to heaven. She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don' t worry about that,' says St. Peter, ' It's only someone having the holes put into her shoulder blades for the wings.' The...

Poor Bob Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'...

;) Bob came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.. He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Bob....' Bob was stunned. 'I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!'...

DUCKS IN HEAVEN !!! Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, 'We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!' So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to...

The Zebra A Zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates.. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, 'I have a question that's haunted me all of my days on earth. Am I white with black stripes, or am I black with white stripes?' St. Peter said, 'That's a question only God can answer.'...

Getting Married in Heaven -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process...

Totally Politically incorrect A Pakistani dies and goes to Heaven. He knocks on the Pearly Gates and St. Peter opens them. "Yes?", asks St. Peter. "I am here for Jesus", says the Pakistani. St Peter turns around and shouts, "Jesus, your taxi's here"