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CHARLOTTE, NC – Monday night a U.S. Airways spokeswoman confirmed something which made people sick got in the air of one of their aircraft Saturday morning. On Saturday, U.S. Airways flight 1131 left from Charlotte headed to Barbados. (The flight was 1131, but it was aircraft #722.) Before...

The police get a call about two drunks behind a bar. When they get there one drunk is bent over with his pants at his knees and the other drunk has his finger up his butt. The cop ask him what he was doing, he says i am trying to make him sick. The two cops start to laugh and one says you got it...

Study: Majority favor paid sick days WASHINGTON, (UPI) -- A majority of the U.S. public favors at least some paid sick leave for workers, a recent study found. But the survey sponsored by the Public Welfare Foundation in Washington found that paid sick days were less available than other...

Carbon monoxide kills man, sickens wife BOCA RATON, Fla., (UPI) -- An elderly Florida man was killed by carbon monoxide poisoning Saturday and his wife became critically ill after a car was left running in their garage. The couple's two healthcare workers and three Boca Raton paramedics were...

:):confused: A guy works a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." He works the rest of the week, but the following Monday he calls in and says, "I can't come in today. I'm sick." The boss asks the foreman about him, and the foreman...

Sick Excuses -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. If it is all the same to you I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today. 2. When I got up this morning I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get...

This website is about real food products that are not at all appetizing.:rolleyes: See how far you can read before you feel sick. It is worth a good laugh! Steve, Don't Eat It! http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives/cat_steve_dont_eat_it.php