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    Dog jumps into car, runs over owner

    Dog jumps into car, runs over owner RIDGE MANOR, Fla., (UPI) -- Authorities in Florida said a man checking for an oil spill under his truck was run over when his dog jumped in the open door and knocked the vehicle into gear. The Hernando County Sheriff's Office said Christopher Bishop, 43, was...
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    Several stung by bees from parked truck

    Several stung by bees from parked truck LAS VEGAS, (UPI) -- Authorities in Las Vegas said several people were stung by bees from a flatbed truck loaded with hives and parked near the city's Patriot Park. Las Vegas Fire and Rescue officials said a deputy city marshal patrolling the area tracked...
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    Arsonists target 'political' message truck

    Arsonists target 'political' message truck KANSAS CITY, Mo., (UPI) -- A semi-truck trailer parked by a Missouri highway, painted with a political message, has drawn fire -- literally, as it's been set afire twice, authorities say. David Jungerman, 72, a Raytown, Mo., farmer, parked the truck...
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    Two gas company servicemen

    Two gas company servicemen -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor, and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighbourhood. They parked their truck at the end of the alley and...
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    signs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    signs,,,,,,,,,,,,,, -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- In a restaurant window: " Don't stand there be hungry, come on in and get fed." In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, We'll wait" At a propane filling station; " Thank...
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    Man clings to back of stolen truck as Georgia police give chase

    Man clings to back of stolen truck as Georgia police give chase -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- By The Associated Press FORSYTH, Ga. - The driver for a trailerless semi clung to the back of the truck Tuesday as a suspected carjacker led...
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    Bubba's new truck

    Bubba's new truck One day, Jimmy Jones was walking down Main Street when he saw his buddy Bubba driving a brand new pickup. Bubba pulled up to him with a wide grin. 'Bubba, where'd you git that truck?' 'Suzie May give it to me.' Bubba replied. 'She give it to ya? I...
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    0 to 200

    0 to 200 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A couple had been debating the purchase of a new auto for weeks. He wanted a new truck. She wanted a fast little sports-like car so she could zip through traffic around town. He would probably have...
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    Rascals of the Road

    Rascals of the Road -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There was once a truck driver who was almost always on the road. One particular day he was driving along a route that he had done a few times before. Up the road a bit he sees a man dressed...
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    Blonde in Canada

    Blonde in Canada It's a Canadian classic folks!.......... As a North Bay trucker stops for a red light on Hwy.11, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing...
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    when woman wear leather

    When a woman wears leather clothing A man's heart beats quicker His throat gets dry He goes week in the knees And he begins to think irrationally Ever wonder why? Because she smells like a new truck!!! :D:D:D:D
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