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a little bunny rabbit
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Billy, a little bunny rabbit, was hopping down the field, when he met a sheep. Hopping up to the sheep, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
The sheep replied, "I'm a sheep, and you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."
Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field. Soon he met a goat. Hopping up to the goat, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
The goat replied "I'm a goat, and you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."
Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field. Then he met a horse. Hopping up to the horse, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
The horse replied "I'm a horse, and you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."
Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field. Eventually, as Billy hopped along, he came across the cutest, prettiest little girl bunny that you have ever met. She knocked his socks off. Billy hops up to her, cleared his throat, and said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
She looked at him, smiled and said, "My name is Christine, and I'm a little bunny. What's your name? Why do you say you're a little dirty bastard?"
Billy said, "My name is Billy, and I am a little dirty bastard. Everyone says so."
Christine turned her pretty little nose up into the air, and said, "If you can't talk decently, go away!" And so saying she turned around and started to eat some grass.
Billy hopped on and shagged her like crazy.
Christine jumped up and said, "Why, you little dirty bastard!"
Whereupon, Billy smiled and hopped away.
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Billy, a little bunny rabbit, was hopping down the field, when he met a sheep. Hopping up to the sheep, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
The sheep replied, "I'm a sheep, and you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."
Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field. Soon he met a goat. Hopping up to the goat, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
The goat replied "I'm a goat, and you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."
Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field. Then he met a horse. Hopping up to the horse, he said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
The horse replied "I'm a horse, and you're not a little dirty bastard, you're a bunny."
Billy just shook his head and continued on his merry way, looking at the clouds and smelling the flowers as he hopped along the field. Eventually, as Billy hopped along, he came across the cutest, prettiest little girl bunny that you have ever met. She knocked his socks off. Billy hops up to her, cleared his throat, and said, "I'm a little dirty bastard, who are you?"
She looked at him, smiled and said, "My name is Christine, and I'm a little bunny. What's your name? Why do you say you're a little dirty bastard?"
Billy said, "My name is Billy, and I am a little dirty bastard. Everyone says so."
Christine turned her pretty little nose up into the air, and said, "If you can't talk decently, go away!" And so saying she turned around and started to eat some grass.
Billy hopped on and shagged her like crazy.
Christine jumped up and said, "Why, you little dirty bastard!"
Whereupon, Billy smiled and hopped away.
