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Barroom Disturbance
A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.
The "disturbance" turned out to be about six and a half feet tall and weighed
about 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and
Mohammed Ali too. Said the policeman,"I' ll bet that you're also an escape artist,
probably better than Houdini." The giant nodded.
"If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong
you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just
how quickly you can break out of them?"
"No problem", he boasted.
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes.
"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.
"Are you sure?" the deputy asked.
The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."
"In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."
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A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance.
The "disturbance" turned out to be about six and a half feet tall and weighed
about 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and
Mohammed Ali too. Said the policeman,"I' ll bet that you're also an escape artist,
probably better than Houdini." The giant nodded.
"If I had some chains," the deputy continued, "you could show us how strong
you really are. But all I've got is a set of handcuffs. Why don't you see just
how quickly you can break out of them?"
"No problem", he boasted.
Once in the cuffs, the man puffed, pulled and jerked for four minutes.
"I can't get out of these," the giant growled.
"Are you sure?" the deputy asked.
The fellow tried again. "Nope," he replied. "I can't do it."
"In that case," said the deputy, "you're under arrest."
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