Beware Beware
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*BEST EVER
BLONDE JOKE **
A blonde calls her
boyfriend and says 'Please come over here and help Me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
Started .'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on
the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over
and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him
where she has the puzzle spread all over
The table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to
Her and says,
'First of all, no matter
what we do , we're not going to be able to
Assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and
says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
Nice cup of
tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .
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'Let's
put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' *
*BEST EVER
BLONDE JOKE **
A blonde calls her
boyfriend and says 'Please come over here and help Me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get
Started .'
Her boyfriend asks, 'What is it supposed to be when it's
finished?'
The blonde says, 'According to the picture on
the box, it's a rooster.'
Her boyfriend decides to go over
and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him
where she has the puzzle spread all over
The table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to
Her and says,
'First of all, no matter
what we do , we're not going to be able to
Assemble these pieces
into anything resembling a rooster.'
He takes her hand and
says, 'Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a
Nice cup of
tea, and then ...' he said with a deep sigh, . .. . .. . .
*
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down)
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'Let's
put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.' *
