CASPER
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
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Q: What are the six worst years in a blonde's life?
A: Third grade.
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