A man walks into the women's section of a
department store and tells the salesclerk he
wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asks the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There's more than
one type?"
"There are three types," replies the clerk.
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"
Still confused, the man asks, "What's the
difference?"
The clerk responds, "It's really very easy. The
Catholic type supports the masses, the
Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the
Baptist type makes mountains out of
molehills."
department store and tells the salesclerk he
wants to buy a bra for his wife.
"What type of bra?" asks the clerk.
"Type?" inquires the man. "There's more than
one type?"
"There are three types," replies the clerk.
"The Catholic type, the Salvation Army type,
and the Baptist type. Which one do you
need?"
Still confused, the man asks, "What's the
difference?"
The clerk responds, "It's really very easy. The
Catholic type supports the masses, the
Salvation Army type lifts up the fallen, and the
Baptist type makes mountains out of
molehills."
