CASPER
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Buy a lady a drink??
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless dress walked into a bar in London.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked (What man here will buy a lady a drink)
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar an
owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellow.
Give the ballerina a drink
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons again revealing the same hairy armpit and asked what man here will buy a lady a drink.
Once again the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar an said.
Give the ballerina a drink.
The bartender approached the drunk and said why do you keep calling her a ballerina.
As far as I'm concerned the drunk replied any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.
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A large woman wearing a sleeveless dress walked into a bar in London.
She raised her right arm, revealing a huge hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked (What man here will buy a lady a drink)
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar an
owl-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellow.
Give the ballerina a drink
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down.
She turned to the patrons again revealing the same hairy armpit and asked what man here will buy a lady a drink.
Once again the same drunk slapped his money down on the bar an said.
Give the ballerina a drink.
The bartender approached the drunk and said why do you keep calling her a ballerina.
As far as I'm concerned the drunk replied any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina.
