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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first
Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a
room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a
room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle glance.....
"Well.....?" She replies, "I have a daughter.
She is slim, tall and 38D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say,
'Oh My God'."
Now how you like dem apples!!!!
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Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first
Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest. When he walks into a
room, everyone calls him 'Father'."
The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Grace'."
The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a
room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
The fourth Catholic man chirps, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a
room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four
men give her a subtle glance.....
"Well.....?" She replies, "I have a daughter.
She is slim, tall and 38D-24-36. When she walks into a room, people say,
'Oh My God'."
Now how you like dem apples!!!!
