Deer camp...

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Deer camp....

The guys were all at a deer camp. No one wanted to room withBob, because he snored so badly.

They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him

the whole time, so they voted to take

turns.

The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next

morning with his hair a mess and his

eyes all bloodshot.

They said, 'Man, what happened to you?

He said, 'Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him

all night. ' The next night it was a

different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing - hair all

standing up, eyes all bloodshot..

They said, 'Man, what happened to you? You look awful!' He

said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof

with his snoring. I watched him all night .' The third night

was Pete's turn. Pete was a big burly

ex-Navy man; a man's man.

The next morning he came to breakfast bright eyed and bushy

tailed. ' Good morning,' he said.

They couldn't believe it!

They said, 'Man, what happened?' He said, 'Well, we got ready

for bed. I went and tucked Bob

into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.

Bob sat up and watched me all night.'
 
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