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> > it is an old one but a good one
> >
> >
> >>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
> >>> AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
> >>> WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
> >>> FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
> >>> I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL
> >>> NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
> >>> BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
> >>> 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
> >>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY
> >>> BACK THEN?
> >>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
> >>> THOUGHT.
> >>> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> >>> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
> >>> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> >>> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
> >>> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED
> >>> WITH PRIDE.
> >>> WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
> >>> HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
> >>> YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
> >>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
> >>> THEN, THAT UGLY,
> >>> OLD,
> >>> BALD,
> >>> WRINKLED FACED,
> >>> FAT-ASSED,
> >>> GRAY-HAIRED,
> >>> DECREPIT
> >>> SON-OF-A-BITCH
> >>> ASKED,
> >>>
> >>> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???
> > it is an old one but a good one
> >
> >
> >>> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN GUILTY OF LOOKING AT OTHERS YOUR OWN AGE
> >>> AND THINKING, SURELY I CAN'T LOOK THAT OLD.
> >>> WELL . . . YOU'LL LOVE THIS ONE.
> >>>
> >>>
> >>> MY NAME IS ALICE , AND I WAS SITTING IN THE WAITING ROOM
> >>> FOR MY FIRST APPOINTMENT WITH A NEW DENTIST.
> >>> I NOTICED HIS DDS DIPLOMA ON THE WALL, WHICH BORE HIS FULL
> >>> NAME. SUDDENLY, I REMEMBERED A TALL, HANDSOME, DARK-HAIRED
> >>> BOY WITH THE SAME NAME HAD BEEN IN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS SOME
> >>> 30-ODD YEARS AGO.
> >>> COULD HE BE THE SAME GUY THAT I HAD A SECRET CRUSH ON, WAY
> >>> BACK THEN?
> >>> UPON SEEING HIM, HOWEVER, I QUICKLY DISCARDED ANY SUCH
> >>> THOUGHT.
> >>> THIS BALDING, GRAY-HAIRED MAN WITH THE DEEPLY LINED FACE
> >>> WAS WAY TOO OLD TO HAVE BEEN MY CLASSMATE.
> >>> AFTER HE EXAMINED MY TEETH, I ASKED HIM IF HE HAD ATTENDED
> >>> MORGAN PARK HIGH SCHOOL .
> >>> 'YES. YES, I DID. I'M A MUSTANG,' HE GLEAMED
> >>> WITH PRIDE.
> >>> WHEN DID YOU GRADUATE?' I ASKED.
> >>> HE ANSWERED, 'IN 1975. WHY DO YOU ASK?'
> >>> YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!', I EXCLAIMED.
> >>> HE LOOKED AT ME CLOSELY.
> >>> THEN, THAT UGLY,
> >>> OLD,
> >>> BALD,
> >>> WRINKLED FACED,
> >>> FAT-ASSED,
> >>> GRAY-HAIRED,
> >>> DECREPIT
> >>> SON-OF-A-BITCH
> >>> ASKED,
> >>>
> >>> 'WHAT DID YOU TEACH???