CASPER
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headache and constant ringing
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A man went to the doctor complaining of a severe migraine-type headache and constant ringing noises in his ears. After a very thorough examination, the doctor told him that his symptoms were caused by an infection in his testicles and the only cure was to have them removed. The man was aghast at the news and insisted on a second, third and fourth opinion, but all the doctors agreed that having his testicles removed was the only cure. At first, the man thought he would try to live with his afflictions, but it became unbearable, so he agreed to the operation.
A little later, on leaving the hospital and feeling very low, he decided to pop into the gentlemen's outfitters and cheer himself up by buying a new suit.
The tailor took one look at him and sail, "Yes, you'll need a 36" waist, a 35" inside leg and a 15" collar. Chest size is... 44".
"That's amazing," said the man. "How do you know all that?"
"After 40 years in the trade I'm an expert at all men's sizes. You, for instance take an 8" hat and medium sized underpants."
"Absolutely spot on," replied the man, "except that I take a small size in underpants."
"Oh no, sir, no sir," said the tailor. "if you wear a small size in underpants it could make you sterile, you'd certainly suffer from severe headaches and ringing noises in your ears..."
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A man went to the doctor complaining of a severe migraine-type headache and constant ringing noises in his ears. After a very thorough examination, the doctor told him that his symptoms were caused by an infection in his testicles and the only cure was to have them removed. The man was aghast at the news and insisted on a second, third and fourth opinion, but all the doctors agreed that having his testicles removed was the only cure. At first, the man thought he would try to live with his afflictions, but it became unbearable, so he agreed to the operation.
A little later, on leaving the hospital and feeling very low, he decided to pop into the gentlemen's outfitters and cheer himself up by buying a new suit.
The tailor took one look at him and sail, "Yes, you'll need a 36" waist, a 35" inside leg and a 15" collar. Chest size is... 44".
"That's amazing," said the man. "How do you know all that?"
"After 40 years in the trade I'm an expert at all men's sizes. You, for instance take an 8" hat and medium sized underpants."
"Absolutely spot on," replied the man, "except that I take a small size in underpants."
"Oh no, sir, no sir," said the tailor. "if you wear a small size in underpants it could make you sterile, you'd certainly suffer from severe headaches and ringing noises in your ears..."
