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> >>> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER LADIES, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
> >>>NAKED IN A SAUNA.
> >>>SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
> >>>FOREARM
> >>>AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
> >>>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
> >>>I
> >>>HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'
> >>>
> >>>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
> >>>THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,
> >>>SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY
> >>>HAND.'
> >>>
> >>>THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
> >>>NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
> >>>IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
> >>>RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE
> >>>OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
> >>>THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID... ' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M
> >>>GETTING A FAX ' !!
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> >>>
> >>> THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER LADIES, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING
> >>>NAKED IN A SAUNA.
> >>>SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND. THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER
> >>>FOREARM
> >>>AND THE BEEP STOPPED.
> >>>THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THAT WAS MY PAGER, SHE SAID.
> >>>I
> >>>HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.'
> >>>
> >>>A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG.
> >>>THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTED HER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED,
> >>>SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WAS MY MOBILE PHONE, I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY
> >>>HAND.'
> >>>
> >>>THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW-TECH.
> >>>NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHE DECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS
> >>>IMPRESSIVE. SHE STEPPED OUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM. SHE
> >>>RETURNED WITH A PIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END. THE
> >>>OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER.
> >>>THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID... ' WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT... I'M
> >>>GETTING A FAX ' !!