Beware Beware
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How 'Bout Them Cowboys?
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The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders . For the first
offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a
second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
And the best......
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
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The Texas Highway Patrol is cracking down on speeders . For the first
offense, they give you two Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a
second time, they make you use them.
Q. What do you call 47 millionaires sitting around a TV watching the
Super Bowl?
A. The Dallas Cowboys
Q. What do the Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 55,000 people stand up and yell 'Jesus Christ.'
Q. How do you keep the Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.
Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a new Super Bowl ring?
A. A thief.
Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.
And the best......
Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and a possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
