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HOW TO HANDLE A HUSBAND
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'.
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn't gone too Far , when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once". We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' 'We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that ? Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.''And from that moment on.......we have lived happily every after.'
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple'.
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage. The Husband replied: 'Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America,' explained the man. 'We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn't gone too Far , when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once". We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.' 'We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that ? Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.''And from that moment on.......we have lived happily every after.'
