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Jack & Jill
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> Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
>> >'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
>> >take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her
> to
>> >put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me
>> >that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told
> her,
>> >'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I
> always
>> >will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' Jack
> took
>> >his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding,
> he
>> >did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told
>> >her
>> >to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she
>> >couldn't
>> >possibly wear them.
>> >
>> > 'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship
>> >and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
>> >removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so
> he
>> >tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your
>> >knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change
>> >your f*cking attitude, you never will.'
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> Jack was about to marry Jill and his father took him to one side
>> >'When I married your mother, the first thing I did when we got home was
>> >take off my trousers,' he said. 'I gave them to your mother and told her
> to
>> >put them on. When she did, they were enormous on her and she said to me
>> >that she couldn't possibly wear them, as they were too large. 'I told
> her,
>> >'of course they're too big. I wear the trousers in this family and I
> always
>> >will. 'Ever since that day, we have never had a single problem.' Jack
> took
>> >his father's advice and as soon as he got Jill alone after the wedding,
> he
>> >did the same thing; took off his trousers, gave them to Jill and told
>> >her
>> >to put them on. Jill said that the trousers were too big and she
>> >couldn't
>> >possibly wear them.
>> >
>> > 'Exactly,' replied Jack.'I wear the trousers in this relationship
>> >and I always will. I don't want you to forget that.' Jill paused and
>> >removed her knickers and gave them to Jack. 'Try these on,' she said, so
> he
>> >tried them on but they were too small. 'I can't possibly get into your
>> >knickers,' said Jack. 'Exactly,' replied Jill. 'And if you don't change
>> >your f*cking attitude, you never will.'