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Little Johnny brought a box wrapped with a red ribbon to school as a gift for his teacher.
When he handed it to her, the teacher started guessing what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked.
"Nope."
"A cake?"
Again, little Johnny shook his head, "Nope."
Then, the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. So, she caught a few drops on her finger, then tasted it and remarked, "Dill pickles?"
"Nope," replied little Johnny, "it's a puppy."
When he handed it to her, the teacher started guessing what was inside. "Chocolates?" she asked.
"Nope."
"A cake?"
Again, little Johnny shook his head, "Nope."
Then, the teacher noticed some liquid dripping from the corner of the box. So, she caught a few drops on her finger, then tasted it and remarked, "Dill pickles?"
"Nope," replied little Johnny, "it's a puppy."