Beware Beware
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Little Johnny goes to the drugstore for some condoms. He goes up to the pharmacist and asked him, "Sir, can you tell me where the ribbed condoms are?"
The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
"Sure do" replied Little Johnny, "They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
"O.K." said the pharmacist, "But do you know what the ribs are for?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute, then looked up at the pharmacist and replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up."
The pharmacist replied, "Son, do you know what condoms are used for?"
"Sure do" replied Little Johnny, "They keep you from getting venereal diseases."
"O.K." said the pharmacist, "But do you know what the ribs are for?"
Little Johnny thought for a minute, then looked up at the pharmacist and replied, "Well, not exactly, but they sure do make the hair on my goat's back stand up."