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Chris had reached 60, so he went to see his doctor for a full medical check-up. When he had finished, the doctor said, "Relax, Chris, you’re in very good shape. I can’t find anything wrong with you. You’ll probably live till you’re 100. So how old was your father when he died?"
Chris replied, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor then asked, "How old is your father, is he still active?"
"He’s 83 and goes jogging and line dancing every week." Chris replied.
The doctor was very surprised. "How old was your grandfather when he died?"
Chris again answered, "Did I say he was dead, doctor?"
The doctor was astonished. "You mean to tell me that you are 60 years old and both your father and grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather active?"
Chris replied, "He goes swimming twice a week, and plays a full round of golf every Sunday, weather permitting. Not only that, he is 107 years old and next month he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "If he’s 107 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"
Chris looked the doctor in the eye and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"
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Chris had reached 60, so he went to see his doctor for a full medical check-up. When he had finished, the doctor said, "Relax, Chris, you’re in very good shape. I can’t find anything wrong with you. You’ll probably live till you’re 100. So how old was your father when he died?"
Chris replied, "Did I say he was dead?"
The doctor then asked, "How old is your father, is he still active?"
"He’s 83 and goes jogging and line dancing every week." Chris replied.
The doctor was very surprised. "How old was your grandfather when he died?"
Chris again answered, "Did I say he was dead, doctor?"
The doctor was astonished. "You mean to tell me that you are 60 years old and both your father and grandfather are alive? Is your grandfather active?"
Chris replied, "He goes swimming twice a week, and plays a full round of golf every Sunday, weather permitting. Not only that, he is 107 years old and next month he is getting married again."
The doctor said, "If he’s 107 years old, why on earth would your grandfather want to get married?"
Chris looked the doctor in the eye and said, "Did I say he wanted to?"