CASPER
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Making a Sandwich.
This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is
about 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his
little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,
"lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster.
"Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, pull it out," She screams
out..."I can't get pregnant...aaahhhhhhhh"!
Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there,
you're getting mayonnaise all over my face
This guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately he still has to share a room with his younger brother who is
about 9 years old.
One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun. They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his gal climb up to the top bunk.
As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers that his
little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to whisper,
"lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants it faster.
"Lettuce, tomato, lettuce, tomato, lettuce, pull it out," She screams
out..."I can't get pregnant...aaahhhhhhhh"!
Then the little brother chimes in, "Hey, would you guys stop making
sandwiches up there,
you're getting mayonnaise all over my face