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> Sad News:
>
> Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
> was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
> out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
> California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
>
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
> man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
> show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty
> old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
>
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
> Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
> also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
> 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
> If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
> occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
> else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
>
>
> Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
> complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy
> was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned
> out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the
> California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain
> Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
>
>
> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a
> man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in
> show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty
> old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
>
>
> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, three children: John
> Dough, Jane Dough and Dosey Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is
> also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at
> 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
>
> If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the
> occasion and take time to pass it on and share that smile with someone
> else who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.
>
