Satan

[Beware Beware]

>
> A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation
> were sitting in their pews and talking.
>
> Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone
> started screaming and running for the back entrance, trampling each
> other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
>
> Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
> calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact
> that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
> So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'
>
> The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'
>
> 'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.
>
> 'Nope, sure ain't.' said the man.
>
> 'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.
> 'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an
even tone.
>
> 'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for
> all eternity?' persisted Satan.
>
> 'Yep,' was the calm reply.
>
> 'And you're still not afraid?' asked Satan.
>
> 'Nope,' said the old man..
>
> More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid

> of me?'
>
> The man calmly replied, 'Been married to your sister for 48
years.'
>