The Best Norm Quotes from Cheers!

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The Best Norm Quotes from Cheers!
What's shaking Norm?"
"All four cheeks & a couple of chins."


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"What's new Normie?"
"Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're demanding beer."


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"What'd you like Normie?"
"A reason to live. Give me another beer."


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"What'll you have Normie?"
"Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap."
"Looks like beer, Norm."
"Call me Mister Lucky."


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"Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
"Like a baby treats a diaper."


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"What's the story Mr. Peterson?"
"The Bobbsey twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the happy ending."


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"Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
"I know, if she calls, I'm not here."


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"Beer, Norm?"
"Have I gotten that predictable? Good."


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"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"


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"Whatcha up to Norm?"
"My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."


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"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"Poor."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"No, I mean pour."


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"How's life treating you Norm?"
"Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."


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"Women. Can't live with 'em....pass the beer nuts."


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"What's going down, Normie?"
"My butt cheeks on that bar stool."


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"Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
"Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."


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"How's it going Mr. Peterson?"
"It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear."


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"What's the story Norm?"
"Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."


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"What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
"The question is what's going in Mr. Peterson? A beer please, Woody."


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"Can I pour you a beer Mr. Peterson?"
"A little early isn't it, Woody?"
"For a beer?"
"No, for stupid questions."



Cheers!