CASPER
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the correct way!
Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I
go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into
the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up
the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into
bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump
into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts
like she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!"
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the
other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I
go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into
the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up
the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the
toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into
bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking the
wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up
the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump
into bed, slap her on the ass and say, "WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and she acts
like she's sound asleep. It Works Every Time!!"
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