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The new economy ...
A married couple receives a bank statement with a huge overdraft.
They also receive a final demand for the gas bill.
So they agree to save money.
That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he’s off down to the bar.
Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the bar and leave her at home when they need to economise.
The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on.
Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, “Are you really going to take me with you?” “No,” he says. “I’m shutting off the heat.”
A married couple receives a bank statement with a huge overdraft.
They also receive a final demand for the gas bill.
So they agree to save money.
That evening, they are watching TV when the man gets up and tells his wife that he’s off down to the bar.
Outraged, the wife informs him that he has no right to go to the bar and leave her at home when they need to economise.
The husband nods and tells his wife to put her coat on.
Surprised and amazed, the wife asks, “Are you really going to take me with you?” “No,” he says. “I’m shutting off the heat.”