Top Ten Country Western Songs.

[Beware Beware]

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3.. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

 

[Cobra]

awesome, but, where's #1?

 

[Beware Beware]

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My ***

 

[Batman]

which lips?????

 

[Scammer]

Good one face33