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Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a
cold beer.
After a while the first Newfie says to the second, "If I was to sneak
over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us
related?"
The second Newfie crooked his head sideways for a minute or two,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about
the question.
Finally, he says, "Well ... uhh, I don't know about related, but it sure
would make us even."
Two Newfies were sitting around talking one afternoon over a
cold beer.
After a while the first Newfie says to the second, "If I was to sneak
over to your house and make love to your wife while you was off
huntin', and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us
related?"
The second Newfie crooked his head sideways for a minute or two,
scratched his head, and squinted his eyes, thinking real hard about
the question.
Finally, he says, "Well ... uhh, I don't know about related, but it sure
would make us even."