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A plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
> His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward
> silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they
> reach cruising altitude, the Jewishcaptain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his
> seat, and mutters, '" don'tlike Chinese..."
> "No like Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "...why not?"
> "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
> "No, no,", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah!
> That Japanese, not Chinese."
> "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
>
> There's a few minutes of silence.
> "I no like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces
> "Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
> "Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.
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> "What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the
> captain. "It was an iceberg!"
>
> "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, ...no mattah...all same!"
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A plane leaves Heathrow airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
> His co-pilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together and an awkward
> silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike. Once they
> reach cruising altitude, the Jewishcaptain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his
> seat, and mutters, '" don'tlike Chinese..."
> "No like Chinese?" asks the co-pilot, "...why not?"
> "You people bombed Pearl Harbor, that's why!"
> "No, no,", the co-pilot protests, "Chinese not bomb Pearl Hahbah!
> That Japanese, not Chinese."
> "Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese...doesn't matter, you're all alike!"
>
> There's a few minutes of silence.
> "I no like Jews!" the co-pilot suddenly announces
> "Oh yeah, why not?' asks the captain.
> "Jews sink Titanic!" says the co-pilot.
>
> "What? That's insane! Jews didn't sink the Titanic!" exclaims the
> captain. "It was an iceberg!"
>
> "Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg, Rosenberg, ...no mattah...all same!"
