Witticisms of Ignorance

Beware Beware

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It 's not whether you win or lose

but how you place the blame

We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?





The original point and click interface
was a Smith & Wesson.


A fool and his money
can throw one heck of a party.



when blondes have more fun do they know it?


Money isn't everything,
but it sure keeps the kids in touch.


If at first you don't succeed
skydiving is not for you..



Time's fun when you're having flies.
......Kermit the Frog


We are born naked, wet and hungry.
Then things get worse.


Red meat is not bad for you
Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.


Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers
give the rest a bad name..



Xerox and Wurlitzer will merge
to produce reproductive organs.



Alabama state motto:

At least we're not Mississippi



ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS NO
MATCH FOR NATURAL STUPIDITY.



The latest survey shows that
three out of four people make
up 75% of the population



Congressmen should wear uniforms
like
NASCAR drivers so we could identify their
corporate
sponsors.
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