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You got to love the Irish…
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered..
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was “NO!”
By now I was starting to smile.
“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, they all answered “NO!”
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, “Then how can I get into Heaven?”
A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
It's a curious race, the Irish.
I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting to Heaven.
I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into Heaven?”
“NO!” the children answered..
“If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, the answer was “NO!”
By now I was starting to smile.
“Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into Heaven?”
Again, they all answered “NO!”
I was just bursting with pride for them.
I continued, “Then how can I get into Heaven?”
A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."
It's a curious race, the Irish.
