Beware Beware
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A condom factory burns down in the States (the largest one).
President Obama is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've
just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the
ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone
by the end of the week."
Obama: "Oh ****! The economy will never be able to cope with all the
unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with
this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about Canada?"
Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million
condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll
continue to respect us Americans".
Three days later, a delighted President Obama runs out to open the first of
the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just as
requested.....all coloured red and white with small writing on each one:
'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE MEDIUM'..
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President Obama is awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've
just received word that the Durex factory in Washington has burned to the
ground. It is estimated that the entire USA supply of condoms will be gone
by the end of the week."
Obama: "Oh ****! The economy will never be able to cope with all the
unwanted babies. We'll be ruined. We'll have to ship some in from Mexico."
Telephone voice says, "Bad idea.... The Mexicans will have a field day with
this one. We'll be a laughing stock. What about Canada?"
Obama: "Okay, I'll call Stephen Harper and tell him we need five million
condoms, ten inches long and three inches thick. That way, they'll
continue to respect us Americans".
Three days later, a delighted President Obama runs out to open the first of
the 10,000 boxes that had just arrived.
He finds five million condoms, 10 inches long and 3 inches thick, just as
requested.....all coloured red and white with small writing on each one:
'MADE IN CANADA - SIZE MEDIUM'..
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